Monday, December 8, 2008

it's growing on your head!


I am currently waiting for my hair to grow. Right now I have a mullet equipped. It works really well if you want attention otherwise squandered elsewhere upon others.
I'm also working on a moustache and soul patch. The moustache in my case is basically a dirt stache. But I'm going to give it about 2 weeks and see if it thickens up. I was inspired by Mr. Ackerman's blog to attempt the moustache, although it looks foolish on some, I decided to do it for a change.
The ladies tell me they like just side burns, but hey, they can't handle me anyways. So the soul patch inspirado came from none other than Jack Black. In his HBO series from the nineties I believe, his visage is equipped with a soul patch. Being at my stage in development, the soul patch would not be nearly thick or noticable enough, so I decided to pair it up with the moustache. In theory, the dirt stache or "Poor Man's Moustache" as I just called it would draw more attention to the center of my face. As people will dip their heads to laugh, they will notice the soul patch and rethink their former views.
Facial hair is alot of fun and I am just beginning to explore it this year. I'm sure that I will have had many cool beards by the time I am old and grey. Even then, I will probably have the toppled mountain range (all aspects of my facial hair will be long, triangular and pointy).
So wish me luck and let your dream grow.

1 comment:

Agent J said...

Grow the full beard.